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fullmetalbenders:

peacewithans:

mydailytumbles:

willsuckss:

SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL

This is wholly inaccurate! He would be laughed out of any real american school.

There are not nearly enough flags and he doesn’t have a SINGLE bald eagle. Why, I wouldn’t dare show my face in the American public without at LEAST two bald eagles strapped to my arms and/or face.

Shameful.

#And where is your liberty bell necklace? #Seriously

#How will you ever get a girlfriend without that? #And that gun is tiny!

THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME

(via had-just-ten-hours-training)