March 2012
February 2012
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...
– President Barack Obama
(via bronx-beat)
pagestiel asked: I LOVE JIMMY PAGE SO MUCH
HARMONY BUNNY IS NOT SLOW! FOR ITS HOP HOP HOP AND...
My cousin posted a status on facebook saying he's...
Today in my Game Theory&Design class
Professor: Devil May Cry, or DMC as its also called, is a great game. But some people shy away from it.
Classmate: Are you saying... that some people... Run from DMC?
Professer: Ba dum tsss
you know who would have made a great American...
bendydickcomeonmybap:
iheartrogues:
fwips:
Hey Sherlock, get over here, man.
I found some
Fresh Prints.
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just hold my Glock
I’ll tell you how I became the friend of a man named Sherlock
My mom just came out of her room with exciting...
mom: I was just trying to calculate how long it takes to drive from one side of Russia to the other
me:
mom: If from NJ to CT is four hours. Just imagine how long it would take to drive across Russia
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: Why do you have so much free time?
harryllloyd:
ifyoucarryonthisway:
the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn
honey, you missed auburn big time
france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
My dads trying to convince me that Rudy can heal...
Why does my dad feel that Its necessary to do...
This fucking satelite dish doesnt even pick up the...
One year anniversary
I didnt give Rudy to a rescue. He is currently in...
Im going to give my dog of the past 6 years,Rudy,...
Aubrey just offered to buy me Icecream! FUCK YES
The awkward moment when you try so hard to get...
mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
mishaism:
kelly y u no liek jimmy
Because my eyes function
mishaism replied to your post: JAMES PATRICK PAGE
fuck you
pagestiel asked: JAMES PATRICK PAGE
pagestiel asked: MISHA COLLINS
mishaism replied to your post: Punch our girlfriend playfully(but still very…
why haven’t you dumped him. he’s a douche
Because Im stupid
mishaism replied to your post: I litterately dont know what else to write. This essay is supposed to be 4 pages long. Page 4 is home to a lovely 1 1/2 sentences. Ugh
put a picture of a hippopotamus on the last page. that’ll take up a lot of room.
GENIUS
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Punch our girlfriend playfully(but still very painfully)- Good day
Ignore her for playing video games the entire day- great day
Have her come over after saying youll stop playing, but begin playing a different game- awesome day
Dont shower- nice day
Miserably stressed girlfriend wants to cuddle, push her away in a very mean fashion making her burst into tears because the whole world has pretty...