December 2011
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My boyfriend is friends with Jimy Hettes and shits...
I have a problem that Ive been on the pill for 3...
Why did my mom feel the need to stand behind me...
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me: *walks out of room*
parents: OMG SHE'S OUT OF HER CAVE HELLO WELCOME COME COME SOCIALIZE YOU NEVER SOCIALIZE DON'T GO LOCK YOURSELF BACK IN YOUR ROOM STAY OUT OF THAT CAVE SPENDING THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
me: *gets food. goes back in room*
i just got owned
Me: Robert Plant was hot when he was younger.
Kelly: He's not my type.
Me: What's your type?
Kelly: Good looking.
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
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Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
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Last night I was taking my boyfriend home. We were...
cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
me:
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me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com
ME: Does Fergilicious make you go loco?
STEVE: No, but the definition does.
It really breaks my heart when someone needs help...
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action-bastard:
A depiction of what designers in the 30’s thought fashion would look like in the year 2000.
nailed it
#OOH SWISH
‘The lightly clad woman of tomorrow, oooh swish!,….ok where was I’
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Clearly this video greatly inspired Mother Monster....
Reblog if you literally cant stop thinking of...
I love the Johnny Bravo Christmas episode
agentcastiel:
Google “micropenis”.
I didnt know it was possible to literately hate...