Hello, Sweetie.: Archive

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My boyfriend is friends with Jimy Hettes and shits...

Dec 31st

I have a problem that Ive been on the pill for 3...

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Dec 29th

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Why did my mom feel the need to stand behind me...

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me: *walks out of room*
parents: OMG SHE'S OUT OF HER CAVE HELLO WELCOME COME COME SOCIALIZE YOU NEVER SOCIALIZE DON'T GO LOCK YOURSELF BACK IN YOUR ROOM STAY OUT OF THAT CAVE SPENDING THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
me: *gets food. goes back in room*

Dec 27th

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i just got owned

Me: Robert Plant was hot when he was younger.
Kelly: He's not my type.
Me: What's your type?
Kelly: Good looking.

Dec 27th

Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
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Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God

Dec 27th

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Last night I was taking my boyfriend home. We were...

Dec 20th

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cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
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me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com

Dec 20th

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ME: Does Fergilicious make you go loco?

STEVE: No, but the definition does.

Dec 20th

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Dec 18th

It really breaks my heart when someone needs help...

Dec 15th

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chatterboxrose: ratherclever: changstan: missesnorris: stardustmelody: e-pic: buttsexington: action-bastard: A depiction of what designers in the 30’s thought fashion would look like in the year 2000. nailed it #OOH SWISH ‘The lightly clad woman of tomorrow, oooh swish!,….ok where was I’ laffin adftydfuiuygf Clearly this video greatly inspired Mother Monster....

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