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My name is Kelly. I'm 24. Jersey Fresh but currently settled in NEPA while patiently waiting for the Doctor to show up on my door step.
My old account was lickingdoorknobs.tumblr.com It somehow got hacked and deleted. Im coping
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  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

spicy-spicer:

in a jiffy

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meanplastic:

'hey did you do your homework?'

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Dan talking about the ruse on the paparazzi outside the Equus theater.

The Art Of Trolling by Daniel Radcliffe.

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awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

in the uk we have these sweets called maoam and the packaging is this little green character that looks like its having sex with fruit

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ah-yes-im-that-artist:

meeting someone in public you were trying to avoid

ah-yes-im-that-artist:

meeting someone in public you were trying to avoid

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nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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baebees:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

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